STEP 1: Ooh, I just discovered some pesky spam.
(Sigh, I dunno why anyone bothers to spam my blog. Perhaps, they have got way too much time on their hands?)
STEP 2: The anticipation builds.
I slowly but surely, deliberately move my blinking cursor towards the “empty spam” button. I can feel the adrenaline pumping through my veins.
STEP 3: I deliver the sharp left mouse click I famous for and it’s all over. Just like that.
The spam is dead ‘n’ buried. Gone without so much as a whimper.
Spammers take note: you spam my blog at your peril.