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80 Places Called Ville

Our friends in the North of America really truly deeply love adding “ville” to the end of place names.

So I thought it might be a bit of fun to draw up a list of 80 “ville” places that you can visit by clicking on the links.

There will be many fine examples of “villes” that I’ve missed, so feel free to drop me a line and I’ll add to the list. (And no, I didn’t include OBAMAVILLE, Colorado Springs because it didn’t turn up in Google Maps, even though its name is kinda catchy.)

01. AMITYVILLE, New York, USA
02. ASHEVILLE, North Carolina, USA
03. BELLEVILLE, Ontario, Canada (or the ones in New Jersey or Illinois)
04. BENNETTSVILLE, New York (or the ones in North Carolina or South Carolina)
05. BENTONVILLE, Arkansas
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Facebook And Yahoo! Test 6 Degrees of Separation

Facebook And Yahoo! Test 6 Degrees of Separation

Take part in the 6 Degrees of Separation Experiment at http://smallworld.sandbox.yahoo.com/.

As the world became more technologically advanced, humans could communicate better and travel farther, effectively causing our world to “shrink.” Soon, Hungarian author Frigyes Karinthy mused in 1929, the world would get so small that every person on average would be approximately six steps from every other person on Earth.

Have we made it there yet?

Mathematicians, sociologists, and physicists have long struggled over that question, and now Yahoo and Facebook have joined together to find out. They are testing the “six degrees of separation” theory by asking Facebook’s 750 million users, each of whom have an average of 130 friends, to select one Facebook friend to be the “target person.” A message will then be sent from friend to friend — in what they hope is less than six friends — until they get to the target person.

6 Degrees of Separation
They’re calling it the Small World Experiment and anyone with a Facebook account can participate.

The study’s findings will be published in a peer-reviewed scientific journal and research scientists are calling it “a milestone” because this research could not have been done even 15 years ago.

Learn more at the Washington Post.

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Kiwis Crack Down On Bad Baby Brand Names

Naming your new bundle of joy Lucifer has been effectively banned by New Zealand’s names registrar after three parents had the odd request knocked back.

The country’s Registrar of Births, Deaths and Marriages has been cracking down on mums and dads getting too creative with their children’s names, ruling out punctuation marks such as . (Full Stop), * (Asterisk) and / (presumably “Slash”).

The list of 102 names rejected in the past two years includes Baron, Bishop, Duke, General, Judge, Justice, King, Knight and Mr, all deemed too similar to titles.

Messiah was also turned down, as was 89, and the single letters, C, D, I and T, although q and J were accepted after being queried.

One little girl was so traumatised by her name, Talula Does the Hula From Hawaii, that she had it legally changed at age nine.

At the time, the authority tried to defend its lax approach by pointing out it had rejected names including Fish and Chips, Yeah Detroit, Sex Fruit, Stallion and Twisty Poi, a staple food in Polynesian cuisine.

More of this hilarious story at YAHOO!.

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Voice Recognition Lift Doesn’t Know Scottish Accents

Voice Recognition Lift Doesn’t Know Scottish Accents

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Tax System, Explained By Beer

Tax System, Explained By Beer

Suppose that every day, ten men go out for beer and the bill for all ten comes to $100.

If they paid their bill the way we pay our taxes, it would go something like this…

The first four men (the poorest) would pay nothing.
The fifth would pay $1.
The sixth would pay $3.
The seventh would pay $7.
The eighth would pay $12.
The ninth would pay $18.
The tenth man (the richest) would pay $59.

So, that’s what they decided to do.

The ten men drank in the bar every day and seemed quite happy with the arrangement, until one day, the owner threw them a curve.

“Since you are all such good customers,” he said, “I’m going to reduce the cost of your daily beer by $20.” Drinks for the ten now cost just $80.

The group still wanted to pay their bill the way we pay our taxes.

So the first four men were unaffected.

They would still drink for free. But what about the other six men? The paying customers?

How could they divide the $20 windfall so that everyone would get his fair share?’

They realized that $20 divided by six is $3.33. But if they subtracted that from everybody’s share, then the fifth man and the sixth man would each end up being paid to drink his beer.

So, the bar owner suggested that it would be fair to reduce each man’s bill by roughly the same amount, and he proceeded to work out the amounts each should pay.

And so the fifth man, like the first four, now paid nothing (100% savings)
The sixth now paid $2 instead of $3 (33% savings).
The seventh now pay $5 instead of $7 (28% savings).
The eighth now paid $9 instead of $12 (25% savings).
The ninth now paid $14 instead of $18 ( 22% savings).
The tenth now paid $49 instead of $59 (16% savings).
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I Miss George W. Bush, He Said Such Interesting Things

I Miss George W. Bush, He Said Such Interesting Things

A selection of my favourite quotes from George W. Bush. (Hmm, Barack really can’t compete.)

‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’
- George W. Bush

‘If we don’t succeed, we run the risk of failure.’
- George W. Bush

‘One word sums up probably the responsibility of any Governor, and that one word is ‘to be prepared’.’
-George W. Bush

‘I have made good judgments in the past. I have made good judgments in the future.’
- George W. Bush
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Food For Thought, Not Your Waistline

Food For Thought, Not Your Waistline

  1. No one can run your day without your permission.
  2. Most people will be about as happy as they decide to be.
  3. Others can stop you temporarily, but only you can do it permanently.
  4. Whatever you are willing to put up with is exactly what you will have.
  5. Success stops when you do.
  6. When your ship comes in, make sure you are willing to unload it.
  7. You will never “have it all together”.
  8. Life is a journey, not a destination. Enjoy the trip!
  9. The biggest lie on the planet: “When I get what I want I will be happy.”
  10. The best way to escape your problem is to solve it.
  11. I’ve learned that ultimately ”takers” lose and “givers” win.
  12. Life’s precious moments don’t have value unless they are shared.
  13. If you don’t start, it’s certain you won’t arrive.
  14. We often fear the thing we want the most.
  15. Yesterday was the deadline for all complaints.
  16. Look for opportunities not guarantees.
  17. Life is what’s coming, not what was.
  18. Success is getting up one more time.
  19. Now is the most interesting time of all.
  20. When things go wrong, don’t go with them.
  21. Sometimes the majority only means that all the fools are on the same side.
  22. A person who asks a question might be a fool for five minutes, but a person who doesn’t ask is a fool forever.
  23. A best friend is like a four leaf clover. Hard to find and lucky to have.
  24. I don’t have to attend every argument I’m invited to.
  25. Our eyes are placed in front because it is more important to look ahead than to look behind.

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Not Moses, Just Passing Wind

Not Moses, Just Passing Wind

For those of us that ever attended Sunday School (and I was a paticularly lousy pupil), we were taught that good ol’ Moses parted the Red Sea.

Because of this jaw-dropping, gob-smacking power, held firmly in his possession, Moses and some fellow Israelites were thus able to escape from the gawd-awful clutches of the Pharoah’s Army which was intent on driving them from Egypt.

So famous was Moses that movie moguls even made a Hollywood blockbuster movie about him.

Well, latest science shows that it was indeed possible that the waters parted to allow Moses and his mates to escape.

That’s the good news.
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Drunk Driver of Lawn Mower Nabbed, NY

Drunk Driver of Lawn Mower Nabbed, NY

A NEW York man attempted to get round his drunk driving ban by riding his lawn mower to the store to buy beer, NY cops revealed yesterday.

Barry Foster’s bid for alcohol ended in disaster, however, as the hapless boozer passed out behind the controls off his machine as he made his way home, reported the Times Herald Record.

The 53 year old man was found slumped over his lawn mower not far from his home on Saturday, after sheriff’s say he drove it while drunk to the store to buy beer, but had on his way back passed out.

He appeared drunk and was already known to deputies since his car drivers licence had been recently been suspended following a drink driving arrest in August.

Paramedics took Foster to Catskill Regional Medical Center in Harris where he was admitted. He faces additional charges after he is released from hospital, deputies say.
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